The Platinum Ticket by David Beynon

The Platinum Ticket by David Beynon
Shortlisted for The Terry Pratchett Anywhere But Here, Anywhen But Now First Novel Prize

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

I pity da fool...

Well, here it is again.  

Every year we take one day (hopefully just the one day) to play pranks and have a little harmless fun at someone else's expense.  Unfortunately my kids don't really get into the April 1st spirit so I miss out on the cling wrap over the toilet bowl, the greased door knobs and the congealed bacon fat in the shoes.  

What's that?  

You've never experienced the ol' bacon-fat-in-the-shoe bit?  

Just wait, there's always next year.