The Platinum Ticket by David Beynon

The Platinum Ticket by David Beynon
Shortlisted for The Terry Pratchett Anywhere But Here, Anywhen But Now First Novel Prize

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

2008 Elora Writer's Festival

Last week I attended to kick-off for the 2008 Elora Writer’s Festival. The turn out wasn’t as good as it could have been but hey, we’d received yet another 25 centimetres of snow the previous day so that could have had something to do with it.

There were local personalities from our newspapers and the cable station. The author who hosts our Fiction workshop, Michael Hale, was the master of ceremonies. In attendance also was actor, Colin Fox of PSIfactor fame (actually his IMDb listing is as long as your arm, PSIfactor doesn't begin to describe his accomplishments).

During the festivities the writers who will be reading from their works were announced and you can visit the website for a full accounting. The theme and format of the 5th Annual Elora Writer’s Festival Writing Competition was announced as well. This year the format is “A Harvest of Words” – follow the link to enter.

The other bit of news from the evening is that the guy who never wins anything (that’d be yours truly) won a door prize. I received 2 books from our local bookstore, Roxanne’s Reflections. The books were Helen Humphrey’s Wild Dogs and Laurie Gough’s travel memoir, Kiss the Sunset Pig. I haven’t read them yet but a quick flip through Kiss the Sunset Pig had me laughing.

Last week at the Fiction Workshop the assignment was to create a scene or situation where two characters come together and each wants something from the other. I don’t know how exactly it happened but this was a springboard to one of the most grim things I’ve ever written. So grim, in fact, was the story that I felt the need to go out in the world and be among people after I finished it. I went for a walk downtown, rented a movie and bought some goodies for the kids just to be among people and get centred.

What is this grim story? Well, it is called Just Business and can be accessed at the Fiction Notebook.

There’s no Workshop for the next two weeks but I am keeping busy cleaning up Loremaster and doing odd jobs around the house. Loremaster should be ready to go out into the world by the end of the month and hopefully I’ll have the bathroom renovated by then too…

Saturday, 8 March 2008

Place Names

I had an interesting discussion the other weekend at the Storytelling Workshop I attended. When we broke for a snack I got chatting with this semi-retired gent called Tom. Tom first came to Canada back in the mid fifties from British Guyana. Tom is part of the 32% of the Guyanese population of African descent and I only mention that because it came up in later conversation.

Tom works as a naturalist with the University of Guelph and he’s part of a hiking organization and it shows. He must be in his seventies and looks to be in his mid fifties at the most. He spoke to me about coming to Canada in the late fifties and the challenges facing an immigrant looking for work. Time and time again he would go to job interviews and each time, although he met the qualifications for the job, he was sent away with the same message – you don’t have any Canadian work experience. It’s a little disappointing to hear that we haven’t come very far in 50 years. Last year I wrote The Long Ride Home with a character called Ustad. Ustad is based upon a real person and that person relayed the same experience that faces newcomers even now.

Tom’s problems continued until after one interview he’d finally had enough. After bring told he didn’t have enough Canadian work experience this mild, gentle man said “With all due respect, sir, how on earth do you expect me to have work experience from Canada if no one in Canada will give me the chance to acquire some?” Tom turned and walked out the door. He was crossing the parking lot heading to a bus stop when the interviewer caught up to him. “You know what, Tom?” he said as he steered him back toward the office. “I’ve been disqualifying good candidates for a long time because they didn’t have any Canadian work experience and it took you to point out to me how foolish that policy has been. We have a job for you here, if you’ll take it.”

Tom took the job and stayed for many years but even after he resigned to further his education he remained friends with that man who changed his mind and hired him. Tom told me the gentleman died a few years back.

Our conversation turned to heritage and connectedness and Tom told me that one of the reasons he so enjoys hiking is that he loves to feel an intimacy with the places he’s chosen to call home. He asked me about where I grew up and when I told him Grey County he asked me a question.

“Have you ever heard of the Nigger Line up there.”

It’s very difficult to describe the effect of having the word “nigger” thrust into conversation by a very soft-spoken gentleman of African descent. I wasn’t shocked, nor was I uncomfortable. It was simply unexpected. I nodded. I knew the road.

There are several such roads in that part of Southern Ontario that bear names like Negro Lane, Negro Creek Road and although the sign reads “Negro Line” I must admit it was almost always called “The Nigger Line” when I was growing up.

“Yes, I know the road. Why do you ask?”

Tom went on to tell me that about fifteen or so years ago some well-intentioned white people began to petition local council to change the name of the road. It seems they found the word “Negro” offensive (I suppose they might have found the word “Line” offensive but that’s probably a little less likely). Tom caught wind of this and felt the need to address the issue. Apparently he spoke before someone (a committee, a council, a public meeting – I’m not sure) and pointed out that it is a little known fact that lily white rural Ontario has always had the influence and aid of historic yet mostly forgotten black pioneers. In fact about five hundred meters from where I sit typing this entry there was a community of over a dozen black families in the 1830’s known as the Pierpoint Settlement. There’s nothing left of it – not even a plaque to commemorate it (Hmmm…maybe someone on the local heritage committee needs to address that…). Tom’s point was that to sanitize the names of these roads and creeks in the name of political correctness is to do a grave disservice to history. The only reason we know that a black person once lived in the area and pioneered the farmland is because he lived at the end of a road called “The Nigger Line”. I don’t know how successful Tom’s efforts were because a Google search nets me no results for “Negro Line” but I’m happy to report that “Negro Creek Road” still sits where it always has just South of Chatsworth.

We discussed also the more recent issue raised when a different bunch of well-intentioned white people (and perhaps some Chinese folks) wanted to change the name of Chinaman’s Peak to something less offensive. I remember the controversy and the one sane voice belong to an Historian who pointed out if we can discover the name of the Chinese rail worker who climbed the mountain then by all means, let’s rename it, but until then the only reason we know it was once scaled by someone of Chinese descent is because of the name.

The whole idea of revisionist history doesn’t sit well with me. The same people who want to change place names today are the ones that will be looking to sanitize Mark Twain tomorrow. My imagination is fired by the variety of place names we find in our day to day travels. Why is Irish Lake called Irish Lake? Were there ever otters in Otter Creek? What’s really at the end of Old Mill Road?

I feel the world is a far more interesting place with its Chinaman Peaks and Negro Creek Roads.

Saturday, 1 March 2008

An End, a workshop and another workshop

I officially finished with the display company on Monday Feb 25th, however I was in Toronto yesterday for a video conference with California to make sure that a certain very cool display project was transitioned properly (It was). I was amazed at how far video conferencing technology has come. The last one I was involved with was several years ago and the video was choppy and the sound quality was none too good. Yesterday it was as smooth as a Dick Tracey Video Phone. One thing that was disheartening after this tough winter we've been enjoying was that through the window in the background I could see the glorious snow-free weather of Southern California. What made it worse was that there was yet another snowstorm blowing outside and by the time I finished the meeting the streets of Toronto were snow covered and jammed with traffic. It took me three and one half hours to get home and the only comfort I had throughout the white knuckle drive was that this would be my last trip into the city this winter.

The fiction writing workshop met again this week. Last weeks assignment was to describe objects through fresh perspectives. My effort can has been posted at my Fiction Notebook and the piece can be accessed at this link.

Today I attended a storytelling workshop in Guelph. It was a great experience. A fantastically diverse group of people attended and each brought a unique voice to the day. We were exposed to a range of folklore stories from various cultures and each of us was given a story to tell. Mine was Orion and the Scorpion. It was interesting to look at the differences between spoken and written words and how what works for one does not always work for the other.

All in all, a busy week. As I move forward into a search for a job that will afford me time to write the future promises to be busier still...